{"product_id":"cardboard-sonnet-18","title":"Cardboard Sonnet 18","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShall I compare thee to a summer's day? \/ Thou art more lovely and more temperate.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCardboard Sonnet 18\u003c\/strong\u003e is VERONA's debut single — a driving, hypnotic tech-house record at 128 BPM, delivered with relentless deadpan wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMusic Track Story\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eVERONA's whole lane is the tech-house “cheeky vocal sample” taken to its most unexpected source: not a film line or a voicemail, but the sonnet every British teenager is made to memorise. Driving four-on-the-floor, a rolling warm analogue bassline, crisp hi-hats, a punchy kick — minimal, relentless, club-first, with no melodic vocals, no reverb-drench, nothing pretty. The sonnet isn't sung; it's a found-text sample, chopped and looped until “Shall I compare thee” stops being a poem and becomes pure rhythmic hook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelivering it is Child Talk — a featured vocalist whose signature is a high, wide-eyed, wondering delivery — reciting Sonnet 18 completely deadpan over the groove. The comedy and the hypnosis both come from the gap: the grandest, most-studied love poem in English, read with total innocent sincerity, cut into a relentless club loop. The joke is played straight throughout, and it's smarter than it first sounds: Sonnet 18 is about immortality through art — “but thy eternal summer shall not fade… when in eternal lines to time thou grow'st” — so printing the most permanence-obsessed poem in English on the most throwaway concept imaginable, and looping it forever on a dancefloor, is a genuinely clever bit. Eternal poem, throwaway box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe record doesn't labour any of it — it just grooves and lets the smart people notice. But mostly this is exactly what it sounds like: a very good, very funny tech-house record built on the best possible cheeky vocal sample.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VERONA ft Child Talk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53659392016712,"sku":"FARA-CARDBOARDSONNET18-MP3","price":0.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6394\/2984\/files\/fara077-cardboard-sonnet-18-cover_0fd3f113-a735-4da2-ab5b-953ec6476ee5.png?v=1786023968","url":"https:\/\/spatialx.media\/products\/cardboard-sonnet-18","provider":"SPATIALx Media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}